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[To this day, I don't know this one sequence is so choppy]
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E-Excuse me?
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Are you the one they call "Jack"?
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Why do you care?
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I am looking for someone.
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Commander Shepard.
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Hah!
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"Commander," eh?
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Listen, kid...
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Government and I don't exactly "get along."
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Not lawyers, not police, and especially
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not military.
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In short?
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Not. Interested.
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As a mercenary, it isn't your concern
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what or who your target is.
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Your only concern
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is getting paid to do a job.
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I have a job,
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and I am willing to pay for it.
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All right, apparently I wasn't clear enough!
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I don't give a single god-
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damn...
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about... your... Commander...
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Of course...
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I'd be willing to haggle payment.
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That might make me give a damn.
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All right. Name your price.
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[Lewd thoughts intensify]
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I want to make those big blue titties of yours bounce.
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[Such obscenities in a pornographic video are wildly offensive!]
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Uh... I beg your pardon?!
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Yeah.
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I've got a room rented upstairs.
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Why don't we head on up there...
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Pop these bad girls out...
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[Liara gasps in surprise]
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Maybe bury my tongue in this big blue butt...
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And then...
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...we can talk credits.
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[Liara gasps in surprise again]
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Well? What do you say?
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[The moment that cemented Blue Star as a series unafraid of comedic overexaggeration]
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I'll take that as a "yes."
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You like that, you little slut? You like that?!
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Yes! Yes!
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There's nothing "little" about this ass, is there?
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Fuck! I need a face full of that ass!
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You're just too precious...
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W-What are you doing..?
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What?
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Such a cute little butthole,
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And you didn't expect me to play with it?
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I think that's enough of that.
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Now for these...
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Fuck! These big eyes are so hot when you look up at me like that!
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Do you find yourself in this position often, Blue?
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Mm-mm.
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Bullshit!
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The way you use that tongue of yours..?
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You probably bury it in snatch pretty often.
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I wanna sit on that pretty face of yours.
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Fuck! You're a goddamn gift from above, Blue!
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Oh fuck! I'm gonna cum in your mouth, Blue!
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I'm gonna-- fucking-- cum in your mouth!
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Now it's your turn.
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Yeah! That's it, Blue! Now you're getting into it!
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Yeah! That's it! Watch those titties bounce!
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That's exactly what I want to see!
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Turn around, babe.
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I wanna watch you work that big butt of yours.
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Holy shit...
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That is so hot...
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I love watching that ass bounce...
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I don't even wanna spank it!
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By the Goddess, I'm going to cum...
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I'm going to cum so hard...
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Do you want me to make you cum?
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Yes! Please, yes! Make me cum! Please!
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Do you want me to stick my tongue in your butt?
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Please! Please! Yes! Yes!
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Please what, baby?
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Please tonguefuck my ass! Please!
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I need your tongue in my ass!
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Fuck you're hot when you beg!
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Come here, babe!
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By the Goddess! Don't stop!
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Keep going! Ohhh, keep going! Keep going!
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Fuck! I'm cumming! By the Goddess, I'm cumming!
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Fuuuuck!
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Nice one, Blue!
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You're a complete little nympho--you know that?
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Do we have a deal, then?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Don't worry your pretty little head off, sweet-tits.
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I'll find your Commander Shepard.
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Or I'll turn half the galaxy over till I find her corpse.
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She isn't dead.
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She can't... She just isn't.
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I know she isn't!
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Well...
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If there's nothing more, I have an information broker to track down.
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He is being particularly...
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Unforthcoming with his information on Shepard.
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Keep me apprised. You know how to contact me.
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If I learn anything, you'll be the first to know.
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Hey, sugar-tits?
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Huh?
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[The uncomfortable existential dread associated with realizing we are all alone in this vast dark emptiness we collectively call existence.]
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Guess it's time to steal a ship!
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Doctor T'Soni will be coming to you shortly.
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How do you plan to deal with her?
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Her resolve is just as significant as her receptiveness.
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We must test them both...
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If she is to be a valid candidate.
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I will grant her audience,
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But she will meet resistance.
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Excellent...